- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Religion.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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