- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

The Christian Bible.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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