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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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