Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Xzibit

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

penis

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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