knock knock Labrinth come in

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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