What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Flop dog

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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