- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

How long is a china man?

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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