Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Rigo your a stupid ass

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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