- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

irish wristwatch JLR

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Samraj.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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