What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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