why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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My kids are mistakes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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