- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Once upon a time, The end.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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