Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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