What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Thumbs this up

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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