- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

your mom

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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