- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

If you're reading this, you can read.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

your mom

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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