- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

try slamming a revolving door

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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