- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock knock Come in

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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