- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

My kids are mistakes.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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