- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What's 9+10? 19

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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