Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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