why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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