why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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