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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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