- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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