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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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