Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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whats 69+2? 71

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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an athiest walks into a church

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Anti Joke

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