What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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