Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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