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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock knock Come in

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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