Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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My kids are mistakes.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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