- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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