- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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