Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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