In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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The Christian Bible.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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