Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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The Christian Bible.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

i am and me is i

im a dragon, no im not

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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