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Do you know what color comes after 9?

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

This one sucks!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

69- by Adam Chebali

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

kcuf read it backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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