Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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i am and me is i

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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im a dragon, no im not

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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