What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Gingers.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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