- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

The joke below is absolute shit.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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