It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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