- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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