- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

balls

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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