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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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