What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Paper shield.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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