- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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