- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

this is not a joke. jks

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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