- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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