A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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poop

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Laugh

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Anti Joke

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