- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock knock Come in

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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