- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

This is not a joke or is it

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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