- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's 9+10? 19

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How come anti jokes r funny

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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