Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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