- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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