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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

You know what's catchy? A cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.