A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Safe sex MR

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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