- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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