- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Autism speaks but not really

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

donald................duck for president

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"