Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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69

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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WEED!

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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