A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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