Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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boobs.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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