How long is a china man?

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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