What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Gay's

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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