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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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