roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Here's another:

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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