I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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