Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

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