what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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The Detroit Lions

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Paper shield.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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