I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Womens Rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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