Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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