Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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this is not a joke. jks

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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