Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

TOBUSCUS

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

hi bye

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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