- Anti Joke

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

You read the Terms of Service.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.