There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Autism speaks but not really

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i dont like chris

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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It smells like triangles in here.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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