What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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women's rights

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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