A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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