- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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