- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did the sign say? It said slow down

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Gingers.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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