- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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