- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

knock knock no ones home

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

PENIS

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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