What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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