Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Guess What! HI!

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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