- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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