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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

A horse walks into a barn.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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