- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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