An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Gay's

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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