- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Paper shield.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

The Detroit Lions

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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