DON"T READ THIS!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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full house

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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You're*

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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WNBA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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The Christian Bible.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Mormons having fun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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