Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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WNBA

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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The Christian Bible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Mormons having fun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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You're*

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Anti Joke

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